Tagged by Hot wheels.

Ladies and Gents,

I was hoping, if I do a quarterly posting and maybe a judging on a game show. Everyone would leave me to my nachos and 360. No such luck, Hot Wheels (Aka Baldy) meme'ed me.

I am going to steal his next girlfriend. That should teach him. Haw haw.

Anyway,I was working on my fortieth hour on Crackdown to get a ten point achievement(sweet). When the thing breaks down and this weird thing pops out.



"What the hell?" I scream. Great my console just died for the third time. Geeze, I send this thing back more, than Brit goes to court.

While I have a strange object in the middle of my room. I do the most sensible thing.I find a sharp stick and begin to poke it.

"Hey" It shouts and changes form.




"Who the hell are you." I question.

It replies."I am a eye genie. I shall grant you two wishes."

"Two wishes? No more no less..." I ask, the strangle little thing.

"Yup" That's all you get. geneye tells me.

"Ok, chief. I want some payback. Baldy it going to get it this time.I heard that Storm gave him a brand new kitten. Take care of it."

"Like, give a nice home or something..." The geneye ponders.

"How can I put this, no." I, then whisper to it,what I want done.



"Granted". It says. "Wow, you are not a nice guy are you..."

"No." I start to think to myself. what else do I want..."Ok, punk. I want a world where anything cool never breaks down. No TVs, game consoles,laptops or anything like that."

"Done."

I turn around and see this...



"What the hell." I ask.

"Well, for something to never breakdown. It needs to cost a lot of money. So only the really rich can have nice things." It informs me.

"So the whole planet is now like Brazil?" I query.

"Yup, That is the case." The eyeball thingy says.

"Wild, say do you want to loot the biggest house around?" I inquire.

"Do I?" It says with joy.

Half and hour later. We are heading over to the nearest pawnshop.

Goodtimes.

I tag Tak and Bennet.

Dental for all.

M.O.D.O.K. sucks.

Koma's game.

Ladies and Gents,

Koma has a new game show Who Wants to be a Super villain. I, myself am a Judging. So Far we are getting a good cast.

May we have a wonderful game full of fun and blood.

Dental fo all

M.O.D.O.K. sucks.

Henchy's guide to fighting dirty.

Ladies and Gents,

Today, I will give you. Henchy's guide to fighting dirty. This is something every bad guy needs to know.


The Classic Eye Poke; Start with you hands in the air, pretending to give up, when the hero close to you. Bam, right in the eyes. Usually, he will drop his weapon and turn away from you, take this time to put a hurting on him.





A Shot To the Little Boys; This is hard to do when fighting head on. Heroes are going to expect this. This is way you should always use a fake. My favorite way to distract him, is the "Shoot him now" line.(Note: This does not work on women).













The Kick Him/Her When They Are Down; Out of all the dirty fighting tricks, this will feel like winning the World Series. Lets say you have the hero on the floor. Wait until they start to give you "The Speech"(about, how you will never win, blah, blah,blah) and kick them as hard as you can in the breadbasket. This will knock the air out of them and shut them up.






Shin Kick ; Fake like you are going kick him/her in the little boys and change direction for the shins. The shin kick will catch them buy surprise.(Note:this does work on women).














The Sucker Punch; Sucker punching someone is the lifeblood of fighting dirty. This will start a fight and hopefully end it. The hero, you are fighting maybe faster/stronger/better trained. The sucker punch can give you the advantage. Always wait for the moment. Never charge ahead, screaming you lungs out. I once put Hawkeye down for the count, by waiting for him to turn the corner.


If you would like to learn more. Please contact the your Local Henchman Union, or visit our website at www.United Henchmen.org ( we are a non for profit, for profit union).

Dental for All.

M.O.D.O.K. sucks.

And a Tag, has brought me back.

Ladies and Gents,

Tak is back(JOY!) and he has tagged me witha Meme(Grrr...). I will make you pay Tak. I was living the easy life. Playing Xbox 360 and eating Nachos(Best way to waste a day ever,well almost). Ok here it goes.There are rules to the Meme.

1. You have to post these rules before you give the facts.

2. You must list one fact that is somehow relevant to your life for each letter of your middle name. If you don’t have a middle name, use the middle name you would have liked to have had.

3. At the end of your blog post, you need to choose one person for each letter of your middle name to tag. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

Well, this is kind of hard, because my working name is Henchman 432. However, almost everyone knows my civilian name, Guy Abrams. So I'll use my first name.

G; Guts,I have that in spades. I am a dude with fortitude. I mixed it up with big dogs, like Veg head and the Hulk.That is if I am cornered. The smart thing to do when you face these guys is to run.

U; Unique, I will never claim to be the best super villian out there. I am a Henchman, I just happen to be the best henchman there is. I don't mind taking a few in the face from a "Hero" to make sure my boss gets away.

Y; Yap dogs, I hate them. I also,can't stand the women that carry them around in a bag. It's a Dog, it has legs. I am pretty sure it has four of them.

Ok, Now I have to tag three people.

Koma.
Deadpool.
J'onn.

Dental for All.

M.O.D.O.K. sucks.

Yeah, I lost.

Ladies and Gents,

I lost on LGS 2. It was a good game and a fun time was had. All that was left was to cross some t's and dot the i's. Anyway, our good friend Corbi wanted to know, what I thought about;

Deadshot: He could one of the baddest dudes out there, but he always loses track of what is important.

Huntress: She is a hottie. Loses her cool when she gets mad. Which will help you when you are going toe to toe with her. Also another chick who slept with Nightwing.

Black Canary: Way underrated. She will kick you butt in many ways.

Red Arrow: He beat the smack, Good for him. I broke his shin once. Good times.

Falcon: Overrated. "Look at me I way fly". Lame. I think he can control birds now. I am not sure.

She-Hulk: Jen's heart is the right place, but she is a little to loose.

Madman: Freak.

Synth-Lin : Good kid. Everyone loves her. I wish her well.

InvincibleAnt-man: I am not sure, yet there is some word out that newbie is running around in a new suit. Nothing a boot won't cure.

Hercules: Bad ass.

Wasp: Talk about overrated.

Black Cat: Slept with Spider -Man and Wolverine, no thanks.

Harley Quinn: Anone willing to hang with the Joker is a trainwreck. Scares the crap out of me.

Vixen: I wonder what she is doing later...

Dawnstar:I don't know too much about her.

Dental for all.

MODOK sucks.

Voting

Ladies and Gents,

I ask that you ...

VOTE HENCHY.



I am going to need it.

Dental for All.

MODOK sucks.

The way I see them.

captain koma said...
Cool response.Ok lets see what you think of this lot.

Knockout; Next

The Blob; He is real full of himself. Overrated.Next.

Rhino; He could be a real hard core dude. However, the Rhino needs someone to tell him what to do.

Lady Hydra; Never dip your pen in the company ink. With her, your ball point won't come back.

Coleen Wing; I thought she was a hottie, until she started having a crush on Humbug.Ewww.

Moon Knight; His screws aren't loose. They are gone.


batman said...

The Joker; Pound for pound, I would rather fight with Dr.Doom or Thanos. Then cross the Joker, unless you are Batman. Stay the hell away. Wack Job.

The Riddler; Edward, isn't so bad. His pay sucks. I think now he is trying to be a "Good Guy" . This happens in the business. So I wait and see if he comes back to the fold.

Our favorite sparring partner Vegeta the man child.; Veg Head, I respect him but I also hate his guts. One trick, that he likes to use is a fake jab to test your reaction time.

Professor Xavier said...
While it may be true that X-Men die alot, the fact is, they just about always come back, one way or another. How many AIM agents have ever come back from the dead? Not many, I'll tell you that.

M.O.D.O.K., implants our minds into a Cpu, that can feed right into clone of oursleves.

Nightwing said...
Great responses, but what do you think of

Me; Nightwing, what many people don't know about you, but I do. Is that you have slept with PowerGirl. Good job. Yet, you will never come into your own until,you drop Bruce like a thai hooker.

Tony Stark; One word. D**K, he will betray everyone. Also, I think he is Kang.

Batman; The thing about Batman is, after he beats you. He punches you in the face, hard. One of these days,he might cross the line and kill someone.

Robin; Good kid, I like his style.

Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.

Ladies and Gents,

What I think...

Professor Xavier said...
Admit it, you really want to be an X-Man.
April 26, 2007 4:59 PM

What are you nuts. Everyone in the X-Men has slept with you by proxy. Eww...Not to mention, they die on a weekly basis. Also, all you do is lead them into more trouble. Like Danger, remember her.


Kid Flash said...
Am I cute and smart?I don't know if you're cute as you always wear a mask. But some people find that attractive.
April 27, 2007 9:29 AM

You are not a bad looking kid. However, I am sexy.


Professor Xavier said...
What about Deadpool? And the Black Cat? I'm always up to talking about her.
April 30, 2007 5:15 PM

DP, nutbag. If I see that puss face spending more slander about A.I.M. and it's dental program. I am going to kick his teeth in.

Black Cat, she is a hottie. However, I think she has slept with Wolverine and that just makes her a no no in my book.


captain koma said...
Ok what about Blockbuster.T.O. Morrow,,Cat Man,Captain Cold,Ok ok heres one you've GOT to do.Unus

Blockbuster, he was overrated. Nightwing took care of him.

T.O. Morrow, he always wants a sample of your DNA.

Cat Man, has gotten himself back into shape. Good for him.

Captain Cold, not a bad guy. He needs to cut down on seeing the hookers.

Unus,...No.

Thats it for now, folks.

Dental for All.

Dr.Polaris rules.

Ladies and Gents,

I have decided to add something new here.

My thoughts.

I give you my true thoughts on any "Super", hero or villian.

Ask away.

Dental for All.

Dr.Polaris rules.

I'm Fricking back

Ladies and Gents,

Henchy is back.

(I had to start a new blog...Grr..)

Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.