Friday, September 28, 2007

Henchy's guide to fighting dirty.

Ladies and Gents,

Today, I will give you. Henchy's guide to fighting dirty. This is something every bad guy needs to know.

The Classic Eye Poke; Start with you hands in the air, pretending to give up, when the hero close to you. Bam, right in the eyes. Usually, he will drop his weapon and turn away from you, take this time to put a hurting on him.

A Shot To the Little Boys; This is hard to do when fighting head on. Heroes are going to expect this. This is way you should always use a fake. My favorite way to distract him, is the "Shoot him now" line.(Note: This does not work on women).

The Kick Him/Her When They Are Down; Out of all the dirty fighting tricks, this will feel like winning the World Series. Lets say you have the hero on the floor. Wait until they start to give you "The Speech"(about, how you will never win, blah, blah,blah) and kick them as hard as you can in the breadbasket. This will knock the air out of them and shut them up.

Shin Kick ; Fake like you are going kick him/her in the little boys and change direction for the shins. The shin kick will catch them buy surprise.(Note:this does work on women).

The Sucker Punch; Sucker punching someone is the lifeblood of fighting dirty. This will start a fight and hopefully end it. The hero, you are fighting maybe faster/stronger/better trained. The sucker punch can give you the advantage. Always wait for the moment. Never charge ahead, screaming you lungs out. I once put Hawkeye down for the count, by waiting for him to turn the corner.

If you would like to learn more. Please contact the your Local Henchman Union, or visit our website at www.United ( we are a non for profit, for profit union).

Dental for All.

M.O.D.O.K. sucks.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

And a Tag, has brought me back.

Ladies and Gents,

Tak is back(JOY!) and he has tagged me witha Meme(Grrr...). I will make you pay Tak. I was living the easy life. Playing Xbox 360 and eating Nachos(Best way to waste a day ever,well almost). Ok here it goes.There are rules to the Meme.

1. You have to post these rules before you give the facts.

2. You must list one fact that is somehow relevant to your life for each letter of your middle name. If you don’t have a middle name, use the middle name you would have liked to have had.

3. At the end of your blog post, you need to choose one person for each letter of your middle name to tag. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

Well, this is kind of hard, because my working name is Henchman 432. However, almost everyone knows my civilian name, Guy Abrams. So I'll use my first name.

G; Guts,I have that in spades. I am a dude with fortitude. I mixed it up with big dogs, like Veg head and the Hulk.That is if I am cornered. The smart thing to do when you face these guys is to run.

U; Unique, I will never claim to be the best super villian out there. I am a Henchman, I just happen to be the best henchman there is. I don't mind taking a few in the face from a "Hero" to make sure my boss gets away.

Y; Yap dogs, I hate them. I also,can't stand the women that carry them around in a bag. It's a Dog, it has legs. I am pretty sure it has four of them.

Ok, Now I have to tag three people.


Dental for All.

M.O.D.O.K. sucks.