Today, I will give you. Henchy's guide to fighting dirty. This is something every bad guy needs to know.
The Classic Eye Poke; Start with you hands in the air, pretending to give up, when the hero close to you. Bam, right in the eyes. Usually, he will drop his weapon and turn away from you, take this time to put a hurting on him.
A Shot To the Little Boys; This is hard to do when fighting head on. Heroes are going to expect this. This is way you should always use a fake. My favorite way to distract him, is the "Shoot him now" line.(Note: This does not work on women).
The Kick Him/Her When They Are Down; Out of all the dirty fighting tricks, this will feel like winning the World Series. Lets say you have the hero on the floor. Wait until they start to give you "The Speech"(about, how you will never win, blah, blah,blah) and kick them as hard as you can in the breadbasket. This will knock the air out of them and shut them up.
Shin Kick ; Fake like you are going kick him/her in the little boys and change direction for the shins. The shin kick will catch them buy surprise.(Note:this does work on women). 
The Sucker Punch; Sucker punching someone is the lifeblood of fighting dirty. This will start a fight and hopefully end it. The hero, you are fighting maybe faster/stronger/better trained. The sucker punch can give you the advantage. Always wait for the moment. Never charge ahead, screaming you lungs out. I once put Hawkeye down for the count, by waiting for him to turn the corner.
If you would like to learn more. Please contact the your Local Henchman Union, or visit our website at www.United Henchmen.org ( we are a non for profit, for profit union).
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11 comments:
That eye poke is very effective, but it can easily be countered by the hand between the eyes move.
Umm, are there any suggestions on how to beat supervillians. Cause, you know if a hero beats a villian it means maximum prison (which comes with a WII and a three-course meals) but if a villian beats a hero it means death.
my grandpa also likes to throw dirt in the eyes
Yeah Justice. and his damn kid learned that from him.
hmm I have never tried those
Figures you'd promote dirty fighting. You AIM guys just can't be trusted to fight like gentlemen.
Says the Cheating Bald Telepath.
I was just thinking that. Using mind tricks is the lowest form of fighting dirty, which is why it's forbiddan for a Jedi to use them, unless if it is to prevent a fight from starting.
I think that dude in the second pic might now have a cracked egg or two in his basket.
I don't remember Moe having a text cursor eyebrow extention, but now I can't imagine him without one.
Oh yeah, sure, give the villians suggestions. Cause as you know, us heroes don't have a hard enough time as it is.
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