Ladies and Gents,
Today, I will give you. Henchy's guide to fighting dirty. This is something every bad guy needs to know.
The Classic Eye Poke; Start with you hands in the air, pretending to give up, when the hero close to you. Bam, right in the eyes. Usually, he will drop his weapon and turn away from you, take this time to put a hurting on him.
A Shot To the Little Boys; This is hard to do when fighting head on. Heroes are going to expect this. This is way you should always use a fake. My favorite way to distract him, is the "Shoot him now" line.(Note: This does not work on women).
The Kick Him/Her When They Are Down; Out of all the dirty fighting tricks, this will feel like winning the World Series. Lets say you have the hero on the floor. Wait until they start to give you "The Speech"(about, how you will never win, blah, blah,blah) and kick them as hard as you can in the breadbasket. This will knock the air out of them and shut them up.
Shin Kick ; Fake like you are going kick him/her in the little boys and change direction for the shins. The shin kick will catch them buy surprise.(Note:this does work on women).
The Sucker Punch; Sucker punching someone is the lifeblood of fighting dirty. This will start a fight and hopefully end it. The hero, you are fighting maybe faster/stronger/better trained. The sucker punch can give you the advantage. Always wait for the moment. Never charge ahead, screaming you lungs out. I once put Hawkeye down for the count, by waiting for him to turn the corner.
If you would like to learn more. Please contact the your Local Henchman Union, or visit our website at www.United Henchmen.org ( we are a non for profit, for profit union).
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