Ladies and Gents,
Koma is in trouble. He got double crossed by one of his labrats at Spearhead. I figured this would happen, it almost always does.Kinda of like a bad plontline... Anyway, He thought it would be a good idea to have me come on the mission as secret backup, I give him a plus 1 for that.
I wake up from the stasis tube. It's been three weeks. The mission as gone to pot.Not good. As I walk to Koma's quaters to read his lastest logs, I see the ship is not holding up so well. I have a bad feeling about this and hightail to an escape pod,while in the pod, I ask for a rundown of the mission from the ship.
I make a call to the second in command. I get Koma's lastest philly. "Hello, this is Henchman432. I need an upated on the operation. Lastest intel and full disclosure."
"Oh no, you are not taking over this operation." Chroma shouts out.
Henchman432:"Listen honey, I am not here for you. I am here for Koma."
Chroma:"All I can see is this ending in a lot of violence.I don't know how he trusts you."
"Because, I get the job done,Sweetcheeks. I am not taking over. I am going to need a lot of help on this. I think a two prong attack will do the job. You muster as many fighters as you can." I shout out as I am entering the atmosphere.
I land, more like I crash. Miles away from where I need to be.
Just my luck. I place my face in my hand and sigh. I am in the middle of the desert, I need to use the bathroom and I am thristy. I don't think there is a gas station anywhere near me.
I get on the modifed wrist comm I stole for Jon(Haw haw sucker). I ask Chroma and her crew of fail, to give me the layout of the castle,where Koma is being held. They give a 3D map of the structure. It look as I will have to go through the sewer.
(Why is it always the sewer. Why not the air ducts...or the harem.Conan gets to go through the harem.)
I make my way through the desert on a horse with no name. He drops dead as I reach the castle.
I drudge through the sewer for a half and hour. the stench is killing me(The only time I smelled something worst was,when I went to the a Bears game). Finally, I see the light at the end of the tunnel. I am near Koma's cell. There are no guards. I find it a little strange.I creep slowly,if this goes well, I can get Koma out of here.
I kick the door down. That was a bad idea. I see twenty armed guards and Ayris facing me.
"I thought the woman would come here sneaking on her belly for this trash."Pointing to Koma,Ayris says.
"Sorry,sunshine. I am all you got." I remark.
The guards go to charge me and the castle shakes. Chroma and her troops came just in time with the frontal assault(thank goodness). The guards are taking out. I go to open Koma's cell and Ayris tosses me from behind.I look up and see him with almost no clothes on.
"I hate to brake this to you,buttercup,but I don't like guys."I infrom him.
To be continued in Koma's blog.
Dental for all.