Friday, February 1, 2008

Helping out Koma.

Ladies and Gents,

Koma is in trouble. He got double crossed by one of his labrats at Spearhead. I figured this would happen, it almost always does.Kinda of like a bad plontline... Anyway, He thought it would be a good idea to have me come on the mission as secret backup, I give him a plus 1 for that.

I wake up from the stasis tube. It's been three weeks. The mission as gone to pot.Not good. As I walk to Koma's quaters to read his lastest logs, I see the ship is not holding up so well. I have a bad feeling about this and hightail to an escape pod,while in the pod, I ask for a rundown of the mission from the ship.

I make a call to the second in command. I get Koma's lastest philly. "Hello, this is Henchman432. I need an upated on the operation. Lastest intel and full disclosure."

"Oh no, you are not taking over this operation." Chroma shouts out.

Henchman432:"Listen honey, I am not here for you. I am here for Koma."

Chroma:"All I can see is this ending in a lot of violence.I don't know how he trusts you."

"Because, I get the job done,Sweetcheeks. I am not taking over. I am going to need a lot of help on this. I think a two prong attack will do the job. You muster as many fighters as you can." I shout out as I am entering the atmosphere.

I land, more like I crash. Miles away from where I need to be.

Just my luck. I place my face in my hand and sigh. I am in the middle of the desert, I need to use the bathroom and I am thristy. I don't think there is a gas station anywhere near me.

I get on the modifed wrist comm I stole for Jon(Haw haw sucker). I ask Chroma and her crew of fail, to give me the layout of the castle,where Koma is being held. They give a 3D map of the structure. It look as I will have to go through the sewer.

(Why is it always the sewer. Why not the air ducts...or the harem.Conan gets to go through the harem.)

I make my way through the desert on a horse with no name. He drops dead as I reach the castle.

I drudge through the sewer for a half and hour. the stench is killing me(The only time I smelled something worst was,when I went to the a Bears game). Finally, I see the light at the end of the tunnel. I am near Koma's cell. There are no guards. I find it a little strange.I creep slowly,if this goes well, I can get Koma out of here.

I kick the door down. That was a bad idea. I see twenty armed guards and Ayris facing me.

"I thought the woman would come here sneaking on her belly for this trash."Pointing to Koma,Ayris says.

"Sorry,sunshine. I am all you got." I remark.

The guards go to charge me and the castle shakes. Chroma and her troops came just in time with the frontal assault(thank goodness). The guards are taking out. I go to open Koma's cell and Ayris tosses me from behind.I look up and see him with almost no clothes on.

"I hate to brake this to you,buttercup,but I don't like guys."I infrom him.

To be continued in Koma's blog.

Dental for all.

MODOK sucks.


Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

You stole my extra Wristcomm?


Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Oh yeah, I hope you were able to disable the safety protocols on it.


Guess not.

Draculina said...

So he is back

Mr. Bennet said...

Can I name your horse? And then beat him?

Professor Xavier said...

Stealing . . menacing . . degrading femal robots . . my how the wicked have fallen.

Nepharia said...

It's just so hard being evil these days. There are just so many expectations of us. I feel your pain.

Now go beat the pants off of Ayris :D

Nepharia said...

Oh, by the way, you've just been tagged :D

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